Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
A collection of prank calls from Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson's segment on Kfm Mornings. Listeners can submit prankable candidates via email, and the best calls are aired weekday mornings at 08:10 on Kfm 94.5.
Episodes
Prank 2 July 2026
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Prank 1 July 2026
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Prank 30 June 2026
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Prank 29 June 2026
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Prank 25 June 2026
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Prank 24 June 2026
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Prank 23 June 2026
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Prank 22 June 2026
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Prank 11 June 2026
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Prank 10 June 2026
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Prank 9 June 2026
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Prank 8 June 2026
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Prank 4 June 2026
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Prank 3 June 2026
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Prank 2 June 2026
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Prank 28 May 2026
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Prank 1 June 2026
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Prank 27 May 2026
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Prank 26 May 2026
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Prank 21 May 2026
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Prank 20 May 2026
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Prank 18 May 2026
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Prank 14 May 2026
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Prank 13 May 2026
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Prank 5 May 2026
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Prank 29 April 2026
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Senseless Survey 28 April 2026
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Prank 23 April 2026
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Prank 13 April
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Prank 15 April
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Prank 16 April
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Prank 22 April
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Prank 21 April
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Senseless Survey 20 April
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Prank: 14 April 2026
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Kfm Mornings. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is back with another infamous crank call, this time on a free chat line. He's going undercover as Jennifer, a hot blonde looking for some hot guys to talk to. But things take a turn when he starts role-playing with a caller named Shelton, who's got a thing for soldiers in uniform. As the conversation heats up, Sh
Senseless Survey 23 March 2026
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Prank: 18 March 2026
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Prank: 17 March 2026
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Prank: 16 March 2026
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The wheel of debt
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Prank: 11 March 2026
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Prank: 10 March 2026
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Prank: 9 March 2026
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Throwback Thursday prank: "I paid it!"
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Prank: 4 March 2026
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Prank: 3 March 2026
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Prank: 27 February 2026
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Beware of AI, it might prank you
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Senseless Survey 23 February
This episode is a bit of a wild ride. Our host is on a call with a Senseless Bureau representative, asking some, ahem, 'creative' questions. From the easiest way to have a surprise wet t-shirt contest to the best thing about being a penguin, these questions will leave you wondering what's real and what's just a joke. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. Our host's humor and wit shine through as
A very confusing pizza order
Get ready to have your brain messed with! In this episode, Darren Wackhead shares a world-famous prank that's sure to leave you scratching your head. He's recorded a series of confusing phone calls, where he's trying to order a pizza, but the person on the other end is having a hard time understanding him. It's a hilarious and frustrating exchange that's guaranteed to make you laugh. But what's be
84 and Looking for Love?! Whackhead’s Most Outrageous Granny Prank Yet
Beryl is a 84-year-old granny who's looking for love, and it looks like a much younger guy is taking the bait. As they chat, Beryl's flirtation gets more and more outrageous, leaving us in stitches. Will Beryl find love or just a good game of bingo? Tune in to find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Work husband says what?
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Senseless survey: Do you ever refer to bread as 'raw toast'?
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"Give me back my money!"
In this episode, Darren Whackhead shares a hilarious story about getting scammed by a Tanzanian conference organizer. He's joined by a guest who's been duped into booking a conference that doesn't exist. The conversation takes a turn when Darren decides to play along, pretending to be a scammer himself. The result is a series of ridiculous phone calls that leave both parties confused and frustrate
You don't mess with a man's Audi
In this episode, we're talking about car enthusiasts and their unwavering loyalty to their favorite brands. Our host shares a hilarious prank call to an Audi guy, who's so devoted to his brand that he's willing to drive a potentially deadly car. We hear the conversation, where the host tries to convince the Audi guy to drive a 1981 car that's been known to spontaneously combust. The Audi guy's rea
"Hi can I return this, it's out of fashion"
In this episode, Darren Whackhead puts the Consumer Protection Line to the test. He shares a personal experience of trying to return a TV and a jacket, highlighting the challenges consumers face when dealing with faulty products. He calls the Consumer Protection Line, speaking with Beryl, a consumer protector in the Western Cape, to see how effective the service is. The conversation reveals the im
"Do you want me to start speaking French?"
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is back… and this time he’s targeting something men take very seriously, their cars. In this hilarious prank, Whackhead calls up a man who’s patiently waiting for his brand-new licence and number plates. But instead of a smooth update from the “licensing department,” he gets pure chaos. What starts as a simple follow-up quickly
The consultant is always right?
You're about to witness a cringeworthy customer service call that'll leave you speechless. A frustrated caller, Johanster, is trying to resolve an issue with his phone, but the customer representative is being, well, less than helpful. The rep's condescending attitude and bizarre suggestions, like speech therapy, will have you questioning the company's priorities. As the conversation escalates, Jo
"Can it be argued that condoms prevent SUVs?"
This episode's a wild ride. We've got a Census Bureau rep calling up a guy with some, uh, interesting questions. We're talking about zebras, computers, and slow cookers - but it's not just small talk. Our caller's got some unique perspectives on life, from the meaning of "hammer time" to the importance of not pleasing everyone. It's a conversation that's equal parts humorous and thought-provoking.
A web of lies
Get ready for a laugh-out-loud moment from KFM Mornings! Today's throwback Thursday features a hilarious prank call from Darren Whackhead Simpson. A group of mates try to get visas to watch the big game between Manchester United and Arsenal, but things take a turn when they're questioned by the British Embassy. The caller's web of lies starts to unravel, and the conversation gets increasingly ridi
A wedding dress disaster
In this hilarious episode of KFM Mornings, Darren Whackhead takes on a wedding dress disaster. A bride's maid is tasked with delivering some devastating news to the bride, but things quickly take a turn when the maid's attempts to get in touch with the bride are met with resistance. As the conversation unfolds, the bridesmaid's frustration grows, and the bride's panic reaches new heights. Will the
Watch out, my husband is a douche
Whackhead brings us another epic prank call. This husband is in for a surprise when his daughter, who's studying medicine in Romania, calls to break the news that she's met someone special in South Africa. The conversation takes a turn when the suitor, who claims to be a 35-year-old man, reveals he's unemployed and ready for love. The dad's reactions are priceless as he tries to shut down the rela
Senseless Survey: What steps have you taken to show your cat that you're the boss?
Darren Whackhead Simpson is back with another senseless survey on Kfm Mornings. He's calling Australians to ask some... interesting questions. From the value of pie to Danny DeVito's height, Darren's got a list of 15 questions that'll leave you scratching your head. He's also tackling the serious topic of wedding gifts, suggesting that couples who get divorced within two years should return their
"Hush little baby, please don't cry!"
This episode's a wild ride, folks! From being called "Tony the Polony" to being threatened with being "crushed into a little pink paste," Tony's got some choice words for the company. But what's even crazier is the series of ridiculous nicknames and names that get thrown around - "Tony the Polony," "Russell the Muscle," and "Brent the Dent" are just a few. You won't believe the absurdity of
'Till prank do us part
Darren Whackheads shares a world-famous prank that's sure to leave you in stitches. A groom-to-be is trying to book a limousine for his wedding, but things take a turn when the person on the phone starts getting pranked by the best man's wife-to-be. With a series of ridiculous phone calls, the groom is left confused and frustrated, while the pranksters are having the time of their lives. You'll be
"Have you ever barked up the wrong tree?"
This episode's a wild ride, folks! Our host is calling from the Senseless Bureau, asking some, well, let's call them "interesting" questions. We're talking unicorns, dog glasses, and olive oil spills. But things take a turn when our host starts talking about health and hygiene - specifically, what comes out of your nose when you're sick. It's a conversation that's equal parts weird and insightful.
Whackhead prank: You must pay your TV License
In this episode, Whackhead tackles the ongoing saga of the TV license fee. He shares a hilarious and relatable story about a woman who's been receiving harassing calls from the SABC about her late father's TV license. You'll hear the ridiculous conversation she has with the SABC representative, who insists on speaking to her father's "ashes."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whackhead prank Call: Estate Manager meltdown
Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighb
Senseless Survey: The art of absurd questions
Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary
Whackhead makes a man SWEAT in this hilarious prank
In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might
Whackhead prank: The case of the missing data
Are you mysteriously losing data faster than you can say "refresh"? You're not alone. In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "shared data plans" through a classic Whackhead Simpson prank call that will leave you questioning your cell phone contract and crying with laughter. Heinrich's frustration over his daughter's disappearing data takes an unexpected turn when he discovers
Whackhead prank: Jennifer's Back!
The Chat Line Chronicles Are you ready for another wild ride with the infamous Jennifer? In this latest episode of Darren Whackhead's prank calls on Kfm Mornings, Jennifer returns to the American chat line with her bizarre requests. This time, she convinces a 55-year-old wine drinker named Claude to perform increasingly strange wine-gargling antics while saying her name. From simple sips to full-o
Senseless Survey: Testing the limits of random questions
Ever wondered how many absurd questions a stranger will tolerate before hanging up? Kfm Mornings' Darren Whackhead Simpson puts this to the test in his hilarious "Senseless Survey" segment. The crew places their bets on how many bizarre questions the unsuspecting recipient will endure, creating a game within the prank that keeps listeners guessing along with the team. This episode features a parti
Whackhead prank: Wedding Dress Disaster
Imagine planning your dream wedding dress for years, meticulously attending fittings for months, only to receive a devastating call three weeks before your big day. That's exactly what happened in this hilarious prank call where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson convinces a bride-to-be that her pristine white wedding dress has been ruined at the dry cleaners. The victim's emotional journey from confusion
A Watch Connoisseur Gets Pranked
In this hilarious episode of Whackhead Simpson's famous crank calls on Kfm Mornings, a wealthy watch collector becomes the target of an elaborate prank. The victim, a man who owns a prestigious Panerai timepiece worth nearly half a million rand, receives a call claiming his luxury watch sent for servicing has been identified as counterfeit and destroyed. What unfolds is an explosive reaction as th
Whackhead prank: Identity Theft Frustrations
Ever received a call about debt you never incurred? In this hilarious episode of Darren Whackhead's famous prank calls, we dive into the all-too-common South African experience of identity theft. When Clayeron Howard receives yet another call about an account she never opened, her patience has finally run out. What follows is an explosive exchange where accusations fly, names are questioned, and f
Senseless Survey: Where humour meets everyday absurdity
Ever wondered about the strange questions that can catch people off guard? In this hilarious episode, we dive into Darren Whackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings, where unsuspecting individuals are bombarded with bizarre, philosophical, and downright absurd questions. From contemplating neck fat rolls to password security analogies, this comedic experiment reveals just how far peopl
Senseless Survey: "Do you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral?"
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Whackhead's Rent A Gent services
Whackhead strikes again with another side-splitting prank call on KFM mornings! In this episode, he creates chaos by simultaneously calling two different "massage therapists" from online classified ads and connecting them together. What follows is a hilariously awkward exchange as both professionals—clearly offering very different types of "services"—try to figure out who called whom a
Marriage counseling gone hilariously wrong
Ever wondered what happens when a self-proclaimed "doctor of husbandry" attempts marriage counseling? This episode takes you on a wild ride as Darren "Whackhead" Simpson impersonates a marriage counselor in one of his infamous pranks. With fifteen years of marriage under his belt, he believes he's qualified to mediate relationship disputes—much to the skepticism of everyone around him. The p
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