Two Freaks Notice
A weekly podcast by Andie Reeves and Sitaara Stodel, two freaks from Cape Town, South Africa. They discuss topics they're freaking out about each week, ranging from broad and relatable subjects like holidays and restaurants to more niche and potentially alienating topics like Kloof Street or an in-depth analysis of season 7 of Love Island UK. The show aims to make listeners feel like they're hanging out with their two funny best friends, except they don't get to speak.
Episodes
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Embarrassing Moments [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON] : TFW a cashier presumes you're pregnant and other tales
This week, Andie and Sitaara are retraumatising themselves by retelling some of their most embarrassing moments. Who started high school with a floor-length school dress? Who offered a man with no legs a pair of her old high heels? PLUS bonus embarrassing moments from you, the Freaks :)This is the free version of our monthly subscribers-only episode. For the full hour of laughter, gossip and thing
Tech Irritations: Why does your laptop go to sleep when it's literally doing something?
It's Life's Little Irritations Part Two! And this week, it's all about tech!We live in 2026 and still technology still grinds our gears. We have AI doing all sorts of nonsense but you're telling me that we can't have a universal charger? What's your biggest tech irritation? Comment below!Watch full episodes on Youtube. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok
Life's Little Irritations: Can you get your day back after your sleeve hooks on a doorknob?
This week, the girls are noticing Life's Little Irritations and TW these things are sooooo annoying but Andie and Sitaara still manage to talk about them in such a positive and joyful way. Tune in to find out whether your irritation is valid or not <3Watch full episodes on YouTube. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram!
Breakfast: Lets normalise eating eggs 'n soldiers as adults
This week, the girls are discussing the greatest meal of all time: breakfast! Tune in to hear an incredibly brief history of cereal, hot tips to keep in mind while preparing toast, and their favourite breakfast spots in Cape Town.Like what Two Freaks Notice is up to? Consider becoming a paid Patreon subscriber! Ft. bonus episodes and BTS content Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!
Secrets: How to craft the perfect 'hey girly' message [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON]
This week the girls are discussing secrets! Shhh! The ethics of sharing your friends' secrets with your partner, why people shoot the messenger instead of shooting their cheating boyfriend, and more. Like what you hear? Get the full episode exclusively on Patreon! Please consider supporting our show by becoming a paid subscriber :) https://www.patreon.com/c/TwoFreaksNotice
Am I Normal? Um, not when you do that.
This week, the leading experts in human behaviour, Andie and Sitaara, are weighing in on whether or not those little things you do are normal or absolutely insane. All views expressed in this episode are scientifically backed and not just those of the speaker, they're literally facts. Watch full episodes on YouTubeFollow us on TikTok and Instagram
Play: Do you also get motion sickness from roundabouts?
Let's play! This week we're talking about the art of play: rating the best pieces of equipment at the playground, damning that one style of adult colouring books, reminiscing on the plays we acted in as children, and soooo much more!Want to support us and get bonus content? Subscribe to our Patreon!Follow us on Instagram and/or TikTok!Full video episodes available on YouTube!
Coffee: How Cape Town cafes tricked us into thinking paying R42 for a flat white is normal
Join Andie and Sitaara as they journey through life using the medium of coffee. From drinking Ricoffy as a teen, to the two-sugars-please 20s, through to now, where they find themselves as coffee snobs moments away from getting into the pour-over method. Love the pod? Consider becoming a patron on Patreon!Full video episodes available on YouTubeFollow us on TikTok and/or Instagram if you like :)
New Beginnings: [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON]
It's Spring Day in South Africa! Time to clean your light switches, that skirting board behind your bed, and that mystery hole that old porcelain sinks have. This week the girls discuss spring and new beginnings, from your first day of school to what you'd do if you had to enter the witness protection program and start a new life (if you're a stalker, please don't listen just in ca
Strengths & Weaknesses: Tooting our own horns
This week, Sitaara and Andie bravely share their weaknesses, but not before tooting their own horns. Which one of them is really good at eyeballing 1.5cm and which has a talent for stocking their pantry? Watch full episodes on YouTube
Coverings: Can anyone really pull off wearing a felted hat?
Coverings! Get your coverings! This week the girls return to form by noticing a kind of random word that they connect to a whole lot of micro topics. Hats and how to wear them, cake icing and how Woolworths kills it, insurance and why does Andie sound like she kinda works for Discovery, and more!Follow us on Instagram and/or TikTok!Full video episodes available on YouTube!
Love Languages: Is there a way to say it's gifts without sounding like a little princess?
This week, on their serious and scientific podcast, the girls are noticing: Love Languages! Hey, we know it has a bad rap but we're having fun with it! And don't worry, we also think that men shouldn't be allowed to use them. What's your favourite love language and do you think "being a cat" should be added to it? Watch full episodes on YouTubeFollow us on TikTok and Inst
Hot Takes: Is it unpatriotic to eat rusks without tea?
Answer: yes!The girls are keeping the good times rolling with more hot takes of their own and from yours truly, the Freaks. Is the American anthem actually a bop? Can women and men every really be just friends? Should single people be forced to sleep on bunk beds? Tune in to find out!Full video episodes on YouTubeFollow us on Instagram and TikTok
Hot Takes III: Should men have to build roads on Saturdays?
This week the girls are tackling one of their favourite topics: hot takes. Featuring input from their beloved Freaks, Andie and Sitaara share their hot takes and weigh in on the Freaks'. Should boys have to undergo mandatory vasectomies when they turn 18? Does raw dough taste better than cooked dough? Are Chuckles from Woolworths really that fabulous? Let's chat.Follow us on Instagram and
Toys: Urgently seeking puppeteers for our production of The Grinch On Ice
Could anyone do a move besides walking the dog with a yo-yo? Is it hard to ride a scooter? Why were they called sea monkeys? All these questions pondered on (note we didn't say answered) and more on this week's episode about TOYS! Join Andie and Sitaara as they get nostalgic about teddy bear tea parties, try to figure out the Jellycats hype, body shame Cabbage Patch Dolls, and moreIf you&#
Woo Woo: Can a carefully placed piece of amethyst fix a twisted ankle?
Inspired by being forced to interact with wretched energy (using a microwave), this week the girls are discussing all things 'woo woo' aka things that aren't scientific but feel very real to some. Would you ask a witch you found on Etsy to cast a spell for you? Can you reiki someone over the phone? Would you paint your flat's front door said 'cos Feng Shui said you should? Tune
Agony Aunts: Have I lost the ability to go out and have fun?
The aunties are in session. This week, the beloved Freaks sent in their agonies, both serious and light-hearted, and Andie and Sitaara dished out their sage wisdom. How do deal with your boyfriend's boorish bestie, cope with the NYT Mini Crossword's paywall, and so much more!Full video episodes are up on YouTubeFollow us on TikTok and Instagram!
Thrifting: Best place to find secondhand dentures in Cape Town?
This week the girls discuss all things thrifting, from the difference between going thrifting and buying old junk (jury is still out), the time Andie thought she owned a genuine Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt for like 10 years, Sitaara's stint as a child who wore fur and more.Full video episode is up on YouTube, if you'd like to see us dressed head-to-toe in thrifted items!Follow us on Instagra
Trillionaires: Breaking our silence on Elon Musk
The world's first trillionaire has just been announced, and could the title have gone to a worse guy? This week the girls reflect on Elon Musk's new bank statement, as well as wax lyrical on what they might do with so much money. Please note: they are briefly hanging up their philanthropic hats and speaking purely from a selfish point of view for a change. Thank you for your understanding
Food Facts: Why we call our president 'Cupcake'
Fresh off their third annual sell-out smash hit Two Freaks Notice x Mini Super Quiz Night, Andie and Sitaara are full of facts. But before they teach you roughly 6 facts about food, there's a whole bunch of housekeeping to get through ofc. Tune in to hear why having fun is back, the difference between Scrub Daddy and Scrub Mommy (and a special mention of Scrub Grandma), and where to go to lear
Bits: Saying 'You dropped your shoe!' to your friend when passing an olde shoe on the street
This week the girls are chatting bits, as in the little personal jokes you like to make with yourself, your baby love, your mates, and the world. Saying 'Excuse me' when a motorbike races past, pronouncing things wrong, putting weird things in your partner's groceries trolley – oh it's fun to have bits!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!Full video episodes available on YouTube
Rules: Should we still have to hold doors open for people?
If there's one thing we love, it's a good old fashioned rule. This week Andie and Sitaara are discussing the rules that make the world go around, like bringing flowers to a dinner party or not interrupting during conversations; the ones we wish would be retired, like having to do the dance of who's gonna get to have the last bite of something when you just want to take it for yourself;
Things That Are So Back: What lies beneath John Travolta's beret?
Hot off the heels of last week's episode that centred around us personally being 'back', join us as we discuss what else is 'so back' at this moment in time. John Travolta and his new hairstyle/beret/same thing, waking up later because it's winter and that's honouring your circadian rhythms, the Midi on the NYT games app, wearing thermals every day of the week - the list goes on! Tune in, lest you
We're So Back
You missed us? We miss you! After taking their annual leave, Andie and Sitaara are back in the studio. This week they're catching up, talking about the joy of watching movies on the big screen, the art of painting Warhammer figurines, the reasons why one might think watching Love Island Poland is worth it, and more.Follow us!TikTokInstagramYouTube
Vegetables: Are children who like vegetables better than you or annoying?
This week the girls are swapping veggie tales. Join us as we delve into the best vegetables (potatoes and broccoli btw), the worst ones (carrots mentioned....), how Sitaara leveraged people-pleasing to become a child with an impressive palate, how Derren Brown helped Andie overcome fussy eating, and so much more. Click 'Like' to receive Andie's signature cauliflower mash recipe in the
Meat: Would you eat a hyena or not really?
This week, the girls are talking all things MEAT. Journey with us down Pork Chop Lane as we learn the official definition of 'offal' together, decide the best plate to take away from a charcuterie board, ponder on what they put in vegetarian polony and much more!Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and even YouTube for more! Well, not actually more, but like more of the same.
Plastic: Is the plastic industry stealing jobs from horses?
In this week's episode, the girls talk about plastic and how much they love it so much and how they think it does absolutely no harm. Sitaara talks about keeping her plastic chopping board and Andie talks about how she went out of her way to get a plastic water bottle that is BPA-full.WATCH FULL EPISODES HEREFollow us @twofreaksnotice on TikTok and Instagram.
2000s: Where were you when you found out Wikipedia wasn't gospel?
Ah, the 00s. It was a big time for global news (when isn't it), technology, and the girls going to high school as curly girls in a time when it wasn't cool to have curly hair.Tune in to find out whether Andie decided to buy relaxer and whether Sitaara's sister's boyfriend allowed her to play games on his phone. Watch full episodes on YouTubeFollow us @twofreaksnotice
The 90s: Full Episode in Furbish Available
It' the 90s and you know what that means! Yep, that's right, it's the end of Apartheid (is it though?), Princess Diana dies and Furbies speak to each other via the lasers in their heads. Also, sometimes I wish all the computers stopped working at the turn of the century, don't you? Then we wouldn't all have screen addictions.Love you lots, guys. FULL EPISODES CAN BE WATCHED HER
Cards: Happy 4th birthday to the world's best grandson
Dear listener, Thank you for opening this episode. May you have very blessed day and I hope you liked the bow I put on your walking stick! Haha, you are 30. All the best, Your close personal friends Andie and SitaaraxxxWATCH FULL EPISODES HEREFollow us on @twofreaksnotice
Plants: Should you be able to see their roots or are those private parts?
When I say house, you say plant!House!Plant!House!Plant!Yup, you guessed it, this week the girls are talking about plants, the ones they want in the house and the ones they don't. They also talk about the gender identity of avocado trees and isn't that an interesting sentence. Tune in!Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnoticeWatch episodes here
Italy: Buongiorno!
Buongiorno!You guessed it, this week we're talking about Italia. The food, the culture, Giovanni's, and some words we know. Ciao!
00s Pop Stars: Have you heard of this girl Britney?
Paws up, little monsters! Calling attention to the Navy, buzz buzz buzz to the Bey Hive and hut hut to the Britney Army. This week, the girls are noticing pop stars from the 90s, 00s and now. They also sing every single song, back to front, beat for beat. Follow us at @twofreaksnotice Watch full episodes here
2020: The Year of the Hobby
Remember in 2019 when everyone would be like, "I'm going into the new year with 2020 vision!!" and stuff like that and then we got stuck inside for, like, ages. This week, the girls are talking about 2020 and no one can say it's "too soon". It has literally been soooooo long. They're talking masks, hobbies, washing your groceries and surfer rights. What did you pick
Teachers: Was your favourite teacher just kind of unprofessional?
The girls are donning their teacher hats (which they both wear in their professional lives) to tell some teacher truths, teacher histories and to give the full, government names of their favourite and least favourite students.Watch full episodes on YouTube (like and subscribe)Follow us at @twofreaksnotice on socials!
YouTube: Did Charlie bite your finger or nah?
*What's* up guys, it's your boys Andie and Sitaara and *welcome* back to another video. In *this* video, they're giving $100 million dollars to the first person who manages to pick up that amount in coins off the ocean floor. You won't believe what happens next! And when you're done, watch this god-fearing Republican DESTROY gay kid asking people not to shout slurs at him (spoi
Am I the A**h*le?: Do Girl Guides deserve their own parking?
After many many *many* people asked, begged, harassed and shouted, the girls are back with their award-winning segment, "Am I the A**h*le" which they invented and Reddit then copied it. Tune in to find out what the girls think about all your conundrums and for god's sake weigh in in the comments. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @twofreaksnoticePS We have noted the Podcast category
2026: A Year in Preview: Will you be *in* this year?
Imagine the girls in weatherman's caps because this week they're FORECASTING. That's right, it is once again time for us to say, "move over, WGSN" there are two new but seasoned experts in town to tell you want is IN and OUT this year. In - as always, following us on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube (@twofreaksnotice). OUT - Not coming to say hi when you see us public
2025 - A Year In Review: Will Birkenstocks stay clean in 2026?
Happy almost New Year to you and yours <3This week is part two of the girls year end episode, where they talk about what they loved and didn't love in 2025. The state of the world aside, the girls had some nice things happen in 2025.Here's to an amazing 2026 and sound off in the comments about whether or not we should do a 4th birthday next year. Will you come? Follow us on Instagram an
End of Year Recap Part One: Housekeeping!
This week, the girls are bringing you a full episode of housekeeping! That's because they live interesting and exciting lives and just happened to chitter chatter about them for almost an hour! They're saving the rest of the episode for next week so don't worry, no material is going to waste. Happy holidays!Subscribe to our YouTube channel and follow us @twofreaksnotice on Instagram an
Property: Please stop coming to Cape Town!
This week, the girls are freaking out about property. And by freaking out, I mean in the negative way because it's stressful, guys!It's December and literally everyone is a tourist which just sounds like rent increase to me. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnotice and watch us on Youtube because we need to start making money from this for the rent thing!!
Lucky Packets: Where are they now?
Lucky packets, when last? And why do they always have at least one really terrible thing in them? This week, the girls aren't freaking out about Lucky Packets but they're using the term to sort of sum up what they are freaking out about which is a mixed bag of topics that you submitted! They're talking cheese and other things too!Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube are waiting for you @twofr
Disney: Did Ariel actually just have legs in there the whole time?
Calling all fashion-styling inclined woodland creatures! This week, the girls are talking about Disney. They talk Disneyland (and world) and whether they'd go there on their own dime. They talk Disney adults and think hmmm but it's okay. Most importantly, they talk about what is going on in the down theres of the the folks of Atlantica. Also, who the hell set Sitaara's mom's engine
Being Healthy: Can we get behind kale ever?
For real guys, when faced with the modern marvel that is CrunchitaTM, it really is hard for us to grab the kale off the shelf next to it even though it does have more [nutrient name] in it. This week, the girls are talking about "being healthy" (and they *know* that there is no one way etc etc). They're chatting about the things we are told are both healthy and cheese cake at the sam
Cringe: Will millennials ever come out on top?
XD, 0_o and :P have entered the chat because this week, the girls are talking cringe! Hey, we're all guilty of it and also, so often, cringe can set you free. Ever heard of climbing cringe mountain? All the people brave enough to do it are now millionaires so there is that. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnoticeAlso SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL
Body Language: And why the old guy at the shop talking to me can't seem to get it
Hello, not much to say here today [looks knowingly and Sitaara gestures with her left hand, ring finger glinting]Nothing much to ask [gestures at our opens phones that are showing we following the @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok and then we nod to suggest you do the same].[Put in our earphone in as if to say, "please stop talking to me and you should probably also start listening to
Being Sick: Like, onions in your socks level sick
Cough coughHey, that wasn't just to get your attention, it was also to publically announce illness!This week the girls are talking about being sick, sick days, and sick tricks that they can do on their bmx bikes. That's right, Andie and Sitaara are mad bike-heads and no one knew! There really is no stopping them when they start talking about bmx. This episode was actually 2hr45m but we had
Mistakes: Oopsie Daisy!
This weeks the girls are chatting about mistakes and how they help you grow, teach you how to clean rust of the bottom of your pool and call it quits on your relationship if your partner intentionally breaks something expensive of yours (hopefully! That isn't acceptable behaviour and you're literally better than that). Tune in or make more mistakes. Comment and then also follow us on @twof
Objects: Shoe horn users stand up!
This week the girls are noticing those things all around your house and they're called objects (pets NOT included guys, come on those are living creatures). What would you save from a fire? Should it be your ukelele? Do you need a shoe horn that is longer than usual? Do you need a shoe horn? All these questions and the girls give you answers. Follow us, comment etc!! @twofreaksnotice
Making Friends: Would you be friends with someone with a meat closet?
This week the girls are talking about friends and how to make them and then also how to break up with them when you've ha enough. Have you heard of the word snafu? Also tysm for all the comments guys! Keep them coming. If you're even reading this. Follow us on tiktok and instagram @twofreaksnotice
Am I the asshole? A tale of stealing, blocking, and friendship breakups
This week, the girls are listening to what the freaks have done and are weighing in about whether or not you're the ass(arse)hole. They're even including some of their own stories but, let's be honest, the girls aren't assholes! So we know the answer. Love u guys sm, please follow us on tiktok and instagram if you haven't already xxxx
Nerds: Calling all weary travellers
This week, the girls are nerding out about nerding out! What is it to be a nerd? What is too nerdy and what is just right on the nerd-o-meter. Rest your head here, weary traveler and follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!
Influencers: The people jobbing their love
People are doing stuff on the internet all the time and sometimes it is cool and sounds nice and sometimes it is super weird and gross and, like, really wasteful, guys!Tune in to hear about what the girls think about both and influencers that they love, hate, love to hate and hate to love online.Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnotice
Unspoken Agreements: [Eyes Emoji]
[eyes emoji][handshake emoji][shrug emoji?][nod emoji][that weird blue hug emoji that looks corporate][heart emoji][threatening emoji] follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @twofreaksnotice
Behind the Scenes: Biggest scandals in the art world
This week the girls are diving into the underbelly of the art world, the comedy scene, the sewing arena and the k-pop boy band that has taken the world by storm. They're also talking about the origin story of the pod (it involves A LOT of backstabbing so tune in or be out of touch!)Are you following @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and Tiktok or what?
Penny Pinching: Finances experts reveal how to save like millionaires
If you're thinking about the Spotty Dog, you're in the wrong place! We are not talking about a hardware store this week. The finance girls are BACK with all the tips and tricks they have to make the big bucks (of which they have many). They're learning from their past (a bottle of wine at pres isn't necessary!) and looking into the future ($$$$$). Tune in and you'll instantly b
Words: Die storie van twee hansworse
This week, the girls are freaking out about what you're noticing right now, you freak! That's right, WORDS. And the entire episode is in Afrikaans! So in strap (??) yourselvesHey, just kidding. It is mostly in English but there are some Afrikaans words in there because, come on, Afrikaans words are so oulik a lot of the time. Remember to follow us and subscribe and rate please!@twofreaksno
Hot Takes Part II: Citizen's Arrest and You
It's hot takes o'clock! The girls are back with more hot takes from themselves and from you, the listener (and also some hot takes from people who we know don't listen but they follow us on Instagram and wanted to contribute. Are you following us on Instagram and TikTok??).Tune in to find out what we think about microwaves in restaurants and the social contract of using cutlery.
Phenomena: femininomenal woman, that's me
Have you heard of the bystander effect? It is what you're doing right now, when you're reading this and not telling everyone you know to listen to the gd podcast. This week, the girls are talking about phenomena, woman. That's you. Hey, think about it. Pavlov's dog is here, as is Mandela and his effect. We're catching yawns and saying stuff about the northern lights. Seriously,
Strangers: Are you funny enough to get away with being over familiar?
Ding dong, who is that? It's a stranger! But it is also Andie and Sitaara back with a new episode!This week, the girls talk about strangers and what makes a good one and what makes a dangerous one (spoiler: a dangerous stranger will often grab you or your belongings!)We also reveal a HUGE secret at some point so be sure to listen to the whole episode and, if you miss it, just relisten to it mu
Hobbies: Is Opera a hobby?
This week, the girls chat about hobbies past, present and yet to come and they don't talk about the sport of hobby horsing at all which is kind of crazy? Is anyone else getting hobby horse content fed to them on Instagram all the time? Please let me know! Anyway, tune in to hear the girls talk about hobbies that they love (you can hear them light up, it's so sweet! Tone: sincere) And also
Goals: Laduma!
This week, the girls are FINALLY talking about, you guessed it, Siphiwe Tshabalala and the 2010 World Cup! So tune in for a minute by minute break down of that historic game and what kicked off the best school holiday for those who were still at school and whatever everyone else did during that time. If you're not into soccer, don't stress, the girls chat about other things too! Like relat
Internet Personalities: The YouTube apology you've been waiting for!
Front camera confession people, watch your freaking backs because the girls are coming for you and everyone who puts their kids in content (which is actually soooo fair tbvh there are creepy guys online!). But don't stress, if you're a Christian influencer, you're safe because Sitaara loves you!Don't forget to follow your favourite internet personalities at @twofreaksnotice on TikT
Makeover: How far was Pimp My Ride willing to go?
majesty, Paolo is exhausted because only Paolo could take this andTHISand give youThis weeks beeeeautiful episode played by young Anne Hathaway. And even better, this podcast doesn't feature that horrible best friend from Princess Diaries that Anne just forgave and we were fine with that? Seriously, go back for a rewatch and try and excuse her behaviour. Anyway, this week, the girls are talkin
How To Be Hot (and other tips for winter)
You know what they said: summer bodies are built in winter!But the girls aren't talking about that at all because that thinking is outdated. Come on, guys. You're not going to cancel us try as you freaking may. The girls are talking comfy cosy, snug as a bug in a rug, toasty toes, happy huggers and all other things wintery and warmy! So put on the kettle, make yourself something warm and s
Trivia: Do you know?
In celebration of the girls hosting yet another (and another!) smash-hit Arthur's Mini Quiz, they're talking trivia but it's nothing trivial (come on). Here are some examples:Q: Beeaphobia is the fear of what insect? A: BeesQ: Friday the 13th became notorious for what reason? A: The name had a ring to it (unsure if that was before or after fame)Q: Which of the 5 Gs is currently hacking
Birds: The highly anticipated Donald Duck impression showdown
Last week it was Oprah, this week it's David Attenborough. We don't care if you're 99, we're taking your job because this week we're talking birds!If you've tuned in to hear the girls' take on girls, you're doing to be disappointed but then immediately entertained and enthralled after the first of many many many bird call performances. Is it ha-HAA or HAA. HAA. to s
I can't live without you: and other stories about co-dependency
Not for the first time, the girls are saying, "get out the goddamn way, Oprah! There are two new radiant personalities in town and there sure isn't space for you anymore."This week, we're chitter-chattering and nitter-nattering about all the little things in life that we simply couldn't live without, including our computer meese, magic wand (find out which one) and functional
Fairy Tales: Peas, sticks, stones and other things that can cause full body bruising
Hi we're back! Sorry about the break but the fairest in alllll the land are back and at it with FAIRY TALES part two and this one is *just right*.The girls are continuing their war against women, both ugly and beautiful. Just to refresh: Ugly = horrible witchBeautiful = Terrible queen or step mom Porridge that is too cold = Mama Bear (frigid)Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to see more beauti
Fairy Tales: How did the Big Bad Wolf get away with getting, like, no work done?
Fee-fi-foe-fum, I smell the sweet perfume of two very beautiful, award-winning, and soon to be sponsored by Seattle and Woolworths, podcast hosts.This week, we are noticing fairy tales! That's right, everything from the one about the evil stepmother, to the other one where an old woman can't be differentiated from a wolf in a bonnet, to the other one about how ugly women can't be trusted because t
Hearing: Should revving your motorbike warrant the death penalty?
Knock knock! Who's there? It's an ear!That's right, this week, the girls have a special guest in the studio and it's the human ear to tell us all about what he does and the sounds he hears. Find out the shocking truth about how he listens to all your secrets and gossip about the person that you call your best friend. Just be grateful that the ear can't talk! Otherwise you'd be f*****. But the ear
Smell: Should you be criminalised if you smelt it?
This week, the girls are noticing YOU and wondering why *you* smell like that. They also ask, is it bad to smell like petrol and a braai or is that just patriotic?Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnotice for goodness sake!
Sight: Don't look at me!
You've heard of a sight for sore eyes but get ready for a sound for sore ears! That's right, it's this week's episode and we're feeling.... *seen*We're talking sight and we're not talking about sounds (yet!) and we're yapping and singing and everything in between (what's that? Tune in to find out!)Gosh, love you guys but we'll love you more if you follow us
Touch: Do you also not like touching broken glass?
That's touching, you're touchy and what a nice touch!Wow, what a versatile word that is and the girls are covering, like, most of its meanings in the first installment of the Sense Series. Tune in to find out which of the girls does *not* like touching dog poo and which one *does* like touching fresh linen. And for goodness sake go and follow @twofreaksnotice on every app you have (yes, in
Pets: Is keepings your dog on a leash a loser move?
Bow wowBark BarkMeow meowSnuffle SnuffleThese are just a few of the words that the girls say today when they talk about PETS. And, because they are respectful, they make sure to speak about them in their home languages even though it may isolate most of the audience. If you can't understand, go and learn please.If you're not following us on Instagram and TikTok, do so bow NOW. The other da
Silver & Gold: why does it feel like Jeff Goldblum has done *something*?
Shiver me timbers, it's gold and silver!This week, the girls are setting sail to find some buried treasure and uncover mysteries like, "where are people selling their gold and also who?", "what is that Silver Fox's name?", "gold leaf?!", and "how were pirates getting so much done when one of their hands was a hook?". It's all the big questions!Tu
Blue: Review of South Africa's Luxury Locomotive
This week, the girls are blue dubble dee dubble die, if they were green, they would die. Or if they were in love with a guy. I don't know, guys! Which do you hear? This week the girls are talking blue blue blue! Blue fashion (that's denim), blue moons, the blue train (choo choo!), and their favourite blue movies!Tune in or feel sad! Don't forget to follow us on TikTok and Instagram for
Pink: Is it a rite of passage to hate pink and then like it again?
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, and this little piggy went "wee, wee, wee, wee" all the way to the closest place it could listen to this week's episode (which is anywhere, you have no excuse!)This week, the girls discuss the colour that everyone has a history with, for some reason: PINK! That's right, it's the
Green: with special guest, Kermit the Frog
What do Kermit the Frog and the R10 note have in common? Hey, we weren't about to say that Kermit sounds like Nelson Mandela. That was all you, buddy. Okay fine, we can see it but we wouldn't *say* it so stop trying to get us to say it. What we wanted to say all along was that they're both green! And that's the colour the girls are talking about today. Whether it's grass, money
Red: Are you embarrassed or just really hot?
Red rover, red rover, we call Carrot Top over!This week, the girls are discussing the colour of anger and love, what the devil looks like, and red flags in friends, lovers and everyone in between. Andie gatekeeps the redhead experience and Sitaara talks about what bugs looks like in hell. You've goootta tune in, guys. It's so good!Don't forget to follow @twofreaksnotice on Instagram an
